it's me, Trashlord McGee
The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger
That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and
Rest in Fucking Pease…
me: *summons a demon*
demon: FOR WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU SUMMON THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOKULE?
me: girls night?
demon: OH FUCK YEAH GIRLS NIGHT!
whaf if we walked around with little animals on our shoulders all the time. what if thats just how it was
- philip pullman, mere moments before writing the golden compass
discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER
me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…
cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.
